A Man Walks into a Store and Yells about Masks

A man walks into a store and yells about masks. The cashier says - Ok sir. You have to leave, sir. That’s just our policy, sir. The man yells - Freedom! Communists! Communists! Freedom! He pushes over a display and walks out the door.

The man walks back to his truck. He changes his shirt and hat and drives down the road. He walks into a coffee shop and yells about masks. The manager says - Ok sir. You have to leave sir. That’s just our policy sir. The man yells - Hail Fauci! My rights! My rights! Hail Fauci! He kicks a chair and walks out the door.

The man walks back to his truck. He changes his shirt and hat and drives down the road. He walks into an airport and yells about masks. The guard tells him - Ok sir. You have to leave, sir. That’s just the law, sir. The man sings some lines - Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? He rips down a sign and walks out the door.

The man walks back to his truck. He changes his shirt and hat and drives down the road. He walks into a hospital and yells about masks. The man falls down. The nurses pick him up. They put him in a bed. He yells - Freedom! Nazis! Nazis! Freedom! The man falls asleep.

He drives down the road and walks into a cave. He sees a tall bird standing still in the dark. The bird says hello. The man says hello.

He does not wake up.