A man walks into a store
And yells about masks
The cashier says ok sir
You have to leave sir
That’s just our policy sir
The man yells freedom! Nazis!
Nazis! Freedom!
He pushes over a display
And walks out the door
The man walks back to his truck
He changes his shirt and hat
And drives down the road
He walks into a coffee shop
And yells about masks
The manager says ok sir
You have to leave sir
That’s just our policy sir
The man yells Hail Fauci! My rights!
My rights! Hail Fauci!
He kicks a chair
And walks out the door
The man walks back to his truck
He changes his shirt and hat
And drives down the road
He walks into an airport
And yells about masks
The guard tells him ok sir
You have to leave sir
That’s just the law sir
The man sings some lines
Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light?
He rips down a sign
And walks out the door
The man walks back to his truck
He changes his shirt and hat
And drives down the road
He walks into a hospital
And yells about masks
The man falls down
The nurses pick him up
They put him in a bed
He yells freedom! Nazis!
Nazis! Freedom!
The man falls asleep
He drives down the road
And walks into a cave
He sees a tall bird
Standing still in the dark
The bird says hello
The man says hello
He does not wake up
