Friday, January 26, 2024

Product & Services, 2024


A (low) energy drink.
A degree in Uncreative Writing.
An AI program that outsources its work to humans.
A leaf blower that just loudly blows leaves
from one spot to the next.
(Wait, that one already exists).
An app that melts your phone when you open it.
A reverse zoo where lions and giraffes and hippopotamuses
walk by humans living in replications of their native habitat,
eating caramel corn and watching Netflix
preparing grilled cheeses.
A presidential candidate who campaigns using
the transcripts of Trump speeches,
but every time there is a lie or a manipulation,
the text is changed
into a lyric of a song by Meat Loaf,
which the candidate sings.
Sex Work where the "sex" is playing
Tom Jones records for the client.
A clothing store where if you don't steal something,
you receive a fine.
A prison featuring food prepared by on-site Michelin star chefs
& overall spa-like conditions - hot stone massage,
walks with Afghan hounds and beagles
around the enchanting grounds,
which feature striking topiary sculptures
and telescopes for stargazing at night.

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