WORSTIES

"EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!"
-- DJT on "Truth" Social, 12/19/24

Well not everybody

I want to be the fiend in your nightmare
I want to be the fracture in your bone
I want to be the dander in your eye
I want to be the rat in your home

I want to be the spider on your eyelid
I want to be the hole in your shoe
I want to be the worm in your intestine
I want to be the black in your blue

I want to be the grease on your dance floor
I want to be the glitch in your song stream
I want to be the rock in your cupcake
I want to be the scream in your dream

I want to be the ice on your sidewalk
I want to be the stain on your mind
I want to be the rain on your golf course
I want to be the blight on your vine

- dh
inauguration day 2025